Cats LOVE sitting on your belongings. It’s one of their favorite hobbies.
🧶 1. Your Stuff Has Your Smell
Cats love your scent.
It makes them feel safe.
When they sit on your:
- clothes
- bags
- towels
- shoes
- pillow
they’re basically hugging you.
In a passive-aggressive way.
💖 2. It Means “I Love You (But Also Pay Attention to Me)”
Your cat sits on:
- your phone
- your keyboard
- your book
because you’re focused on it.
They’re saying:
“Hello??? Me. It’s ME. Focus on ME.”
They crave your attention — but on their terms.
😼 3. Warmth Is Everything
If something is warm, cats treat it like a luxury spa.
- laptops
- laundry fresh from the dryer
- your chest
- sunlit patches of floor
Warmth = happiness for cats.
👑 4. They’re Marking Territory
Cats have scent glands in their paws and cheeks.
Sitting on your stuff marks it as:
“This belongs to us. Mostly me though.”
💞 5. Taking Over Your Space Is a Love Language
It’s not disrespect.
It’s not mischief.
It’s love.
Taking your seat the moment you stand up is basically:
“If you’re not using it, I WILL.”
And honestly? Fair.
This is so accurate it hurts 😂
My cat sat on my tax paperwork yesterday and refused to move.
I guess he was “emotionally supporting” my financial decisions??
I always thought my cat sat on my laptop because she hated me working.
Turns out she just loves me AND warm surfaces.
Suddenly everything makes sense. 😺🔥**
My cat chooses the most inconvenient spots ON PURPOSE.
Folded laundry? Mine.
Freshly changed bedsheets? Mine.
The ONE page I’m reading? DEFINITELY mine.
Cats are tiny adorable tyrants and I love them. 💖🐾