If you live with a cat, you are not a homeowner.
You are a tenant, and your landlord is a soft, judgmental, adorable creature.

Here’s why cats behave like royalty:

👑 1. Territory Is Their Love Language

Everything in your home belongs to the cat.
Every. Single. Object.

Your bed?
Their throne.

Your laptop?
Their heated pillow.

Your chest?
Their chosen sleeping platform at 4AM.

Cats don’t ask permission.
They grant it.

🏰 2. They Patrol Their Kingdom

Cats walk the perimeter like security guards who take their job very seriously.
They check:

• windows
• shelves
• the top of the fridge
• under the couch
• inside every box delivered to the house

If anything is new?
They sniff it. Hard.
Just to make sure it’s acceptable for castle use.

💤 3. They Sleep Like Aristocrats

Cats sleep like they pay rent for their naps.

They stretch out fully extended like a long noodle.
They curl up into a cinnamon roll.
They loaf like a perfect, symmetrical cloud of fur.

Royalty must rest.

💅 4. They Don’t Follow Your Rules

Cats follow cat law, which includes:

• sitting in forbidden spots
• staring into corners ominously
• knocking exactly one item off your desk
• deciding zoomies time without warning

You cannot stop them.
You can only admire their commitment.

💖 5. They Show Love in Their Own Dramatic Way

Even though they rule the home, cats choose their humans with tenderness.

• they sit near you
• they purr loudly
• they sleep on your clothes
• they bring you gifts (sometimes living… oops)

A cat may be the boss, but you’re the one they trust.
And that is the purest kind of magic.